Leapsa

Ah ce nu imi plac mie lepsele, you hear? Unele is atata de plictisitoare si fara sens… Prima si singura mea leapsa a fost foarte lipsita de sens… Cea cu cartea. Era peeeeeste tot. Am vazut eu.

Kia, care nu este masina, afirma sus si tare ca:

01) Bought everyone in the pub a drink *Hah! Merg in cluburi foarte aglomerate*

02) Swam with wild dolphins *Nu stiu sa inot *

03) Climbed a mountain *Da si gafaind am ajuns la cabana dupa 3 ore (pe un drum de 2ore) de urcat continuu.*

04) Taken a Ferrari for a test drive. *Ultima oara cand am condus am confundat frana cu acceleratia*

05) Been inside the Great Pyramid
06) Held a tarantula. *Mi-as face un tatuaj cu “Owned by Arachnophobia”*

7) Taken a candlelit bath with someone. *De nevoie, pentru ca nu mai aveam apa calda si nici curent… si aveam 7 ani*

08) Said ‘I love you’ and meant it *Nu recunosc nimic, dar tare bine a fost atunci*

09) Hugged a tree. *Trees are our friends *huggies**

10) Done a striptease. *Nici pe asta nu o recunosc. I don’t… uhm kiss and tell! *

11) Bungee jumped.
12) Visited Paris. *Urmeaza in vara asta.*

13) Watched a lightning storm at sea *Daaaaa!!*

14) Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise *Da, dar pot spune ca mi-a displacut total pentru ca nu vad rostul si nici nu ma incearca vreun sentiment romantic in momentul ala. Tot ce voiam era sa ajung mai repede in pat.*
15) Seen the Northern Lights
16) Gone to a huge sports game
17) Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18) Grown and eaten your own vegetables *Inca fac asta. Vrei freshly picked tomatoes?*
19) Touched an iceberg
20) Slept under the stars *Oho… eram mica si rebela. Am dormit la hotel de o mie de stele!*

21) Changed a baby’s diaper *Stinky as hell I can say, but cute!*
22) Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23) Watched a meteor shower *Nu era chiar o meteor shower, erau doar cativa si mi-am pus multe dorinte*
24) Gotten drunk on champagne *Nici nu vreau sa imi amintesc de durerea si agonia de atunci…*

25) Given more than you can afford to charity *Da si nu regret deloc*
26) Looked up at the night sky through a telescope *Am incercat cu binoclul, dar nu a ajutat la nimic.*

27) Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment. *Cine nu?*
28) Had a food fight. *Cu frisca de pe tortul de la majoratul meu, care avea o poza mare cu mine la 1 an in scutece… dar fara scutece*
29) Bet on a winning horse.
30) Taken a sick day when you’re not ill.

31) Asked out a stranger *Nu, dar mereu mi-am dorit sa am curajul :”>*

32) Had a snowball fight *Am avut a snowball fight in maiou Brrrr!!!*
33) Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34) Screamed as loudly as you possibly can *Da, dupa ce am urcat muntele de la punctul3* 35) Held a lamb *Beeeh! Mai multi!*
36) Enacted a favorite fantasy. *Hmm…*
37) Taken a midnight skinny dip *Da si a fost superb!*

38) Taken an ice cold bath.
39) Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40) Seen a total eclipse. *Daap.*

41) Ridden a roller coaster *Dap*
42) Hit a home run
43) Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44) Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking *Nu… Nu prea dansez si daca dansez o fac departe de privirile altora*
45) Adopted an accent for an entire day *Ardeal accent ftw!*

46) Visited the birthplace of your ancestors *Define ancestors*
47) Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment *(Mai) Mereu is*
48) Had two hard drives for your computer. *Prezente*

49) Visited all 50 states
50) Loved your job for all accounts
51) Taken care of someone who was shit faced. *Shit faced? Da…*
52) Had enough money to be truly satisfied

53) Had amazing friends. *Inca am. Nici eu, nici ei nu au sucombat* Multumita, Ana cea amazing?
54) Danced with a stranger in a foreign country *Oh da… in Barcelona. I had the time of my life*
55) Watched wild whales
56) Stolen a sign.
57) Backpacked in Europe
58) Taken a road-trip. *Se anunta una sau doua si cu ocazia summitului*
59) Rock climbing.
60) Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice
61) Midnight walk on the beach. *Da, si e frig ca naiba*
62) Sky diving
63) Visited Ireland
64) Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love.*Se pune o penitenta auto-impusa de la inceput pana la sfarsit? *.
65) In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them. *KFC Romana saptamana trecuta*

66) Visited Japan
67) Benchpressed your own weight
68) Milked a cow *Cand eram micuta si stateam la bunici o faceam in fiecare dimineata*
69) Alphabetized your records. *I’m a control and order freak*
70) Pretended to be a superhero *Daaaa!!!! Captain Green Socksies awaaaaay!!*
71) Sung karaoke.
72) Lounged around in bed all day. *Duminica este zi speciala pt asa ceva*

73) Posed nude in front of strangers *Involuntar! Vecinii nu imi spuneau ca am geamurile mai mult transparente decat translucide si… nah*
74) Scuba diving.
75) Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye
76) Kissed in the rain. *Hmm… Ca in filmele romantice cu happy ending*
77) Played in the mud *Da si faceam prajiturele*
78) Played in the rain *Da si faceam pneumonie*

79) Gone to a drive-in theater
80) Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it. *Uneori sunt de parere ca mai bine sa regret decat sa ma intreb cum ar fi fost daca…*
81) Visited the Great Wall of China
82) Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog. *Oh my… Cine este aici si nu ar trebui sa fie, un pas in fata va rog!*
83) Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84) Started a business
85) Fallen in love and not had your heart broken. *A fost odata… Acum asteptam sa se mai intample inca o data*
86) Toured ancient sites. *Grecia, Lipscaniul, vine si Stonehenge cat de curand*
87) Taken a martial arts class. *M-am lasat dupa o luna pt ca ma chinuia prea tare ala *
88) Sword fought for the honor of a woman
89) Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90) Gotten engaged *Hmm…*
91) Been in a movie * The Mammoth =))*
92) Crashed a party. *De abia merg la partyurile unde is invitate, ce sa mai zic de cele la care nu*

93) Loved someone you shouldn’t have *Da… numa unul si unul imi pica cu tronc*
94) Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy *The kiss’ees should comment*
95) Gotten married. *Peste 3 ani.*
96) Had sex at the office. *Stiam eu ca tre’ sa ma angajez pt a avea parte de ceva actiune.*
97) Gone without food for 5 days
98) Made cookies from scratch *Daaaaa. Sunt cuprinsa de febra gatitului zilele astea*
99) Won first prize in a costume contest
100) Ridden a gondola in Venice. *Da si seamana cu niste dricuri dubioase*

101) Gotten a tattoo
102) Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on. *Satinul, matasea si dantela*
103) Gotten divorced
104) Been on television news programs as an “expert”
105) Got flowers for no reason. * :”> *
106) Masturbated in a public place *Se pune ca se freca de mine un mos si mie nu imi placea?*
107) Got so drunk you don’t remember anything *Mereu au persistat mici franturi*
108) Taken illegal drugs *Defineste ‘illegal drugs’*
109) Performed on stage *Serbarile de la gradi *
110) Been to Las Vegas
111) Recorded music
112) Eaten shark.. *Aseara, facut de mine*
113) Had a one-night stand *Nu recunosc nimic!*
114) Gone to Thailand
115) Seen Siouxsie live
116) Bought a house *O casa de papusi pentru Cindy*
117) Been in a combat zone
118) Buried one/both of your parents
119) Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off *Heeeei! *
120) Been on a cruise ship
121) Spoken more than one language fluently *Destule*
122) Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone *Oh da… ) *
123) Bounced a check
124) Performed in Rocky Horror..
125) Read – and understood – your credit report. *Asta se chinuie sa ma invete astia de la ASE acum*
126) Raised children.
127) Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy.
128) Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129) Created and named your own constellation of stars. *Am ales steaua noastra mai demult*
130) Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131) Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132) Called or written your Congress person
133) Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134) …more than once? – More than thrice?
135) Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136) Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
137) Had an abortion or your female partner did. *Cea mai mare teama… *
138) Had plastic surgery. *Da… a se consulta postul “Dupa harsti harsti” pt mai multe detalii*
139) Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived.
140) Wrote articles for a large publication
141) Lost over 100 pounds
142) Held someone while they were having a flashback
143) Piloted an airplane
144) Petted a stingray
145) Broken someone’s heart *Imi pare rau…. Stiu ca is o persoana groaznica uneori*
146) Helped an animal give birth
147) Been fired or laid off from a job
148) Won money on a T.V. game show *Da, la nu stiu ce concurs sub patronajul Coca Cola*
149) Broken a bone. *O masea, in pilaf.*
150) Killed a human being *Imi doresc adesea, pe cativa, de mai multe ori pe saptamana*
151) Gone on an African photo safari
152) Ridden a motorcycle. *In spate si tineam ochii strans inchisi de frica*
153) Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph
154) Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155) Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156) Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild *Yummi!*
157) Ridden a horse. *Poneiul se pune? E tot un cal, dar mai mic*
158) Had major surgery *Surgery [punct]*
159) Had sex on a moving train. *Sex? Oamenii chiar fac sex?*
160) Had a snake as a pet *Am avut soparle*
161) Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162) Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163) Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours. *Oh da. Somnul este a doua mea pasiune.*
164) Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
165) Visited all 7 continents
166) Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167) Eaten kangaroo meat
168) Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169) Been a sperm or egg donor
170) Eaten sushi
171) Had your picture in the newspaper
172) Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime. *Da*
173) Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about. *Am convins-o pe Adina sa mancam la KFC ieri si voiam rau, rau, rau de tot asta.*

174) Gotten someone fired for their actions *O casiera isterica*
175) Gone back to school *In fiecare zi…*
176) Parasailed
177) Changed your name
178) Petted a cockroach *Kill the bastard!*
179) Eaten fried green tomatoes.
180) Read The Iliad *Dap*
181) Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read.
182) Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183) …and gotten 86′ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184) Taught yourself an art from scratch
185) Killed and prepared an animal for eating *Bunicu’ ma invata sa tai gaini, dar acum nu mai am curajul*
186) Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt *Da… Remuscarile ma napadesc uneori*
187) Skipped all your school reunions
188) Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language *Vorbesc cu Leo in fiecare zi*
189) Been elected to public office
190) Written your own computer language
191) Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream. *Mereu, cand ma napadeste o stare de euforie crunta*
192) Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193) Built your own PC from parts
194) Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
195) Had a booth at a street fair
196) Dyed your hair *Nu toate fetele fac asta de la 14 ani si raman fara par la 35?*
197) Been a DJ
198) Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199) Written your own role playing game
200) Been arrested. *Era cat pe aci*

In continuare: Ema, Flavia, Andrei, Piti, Uana de nuapte, Iuda. Chinuiti-va si voi, nu numa eu. Nah! Dar hai ca nu fu chiar atata de urat si neplacut. M-a facut sa imi amintesc de lucruri placute de demult.

Update: Asta e bun sa il faci la 80 de ani, stiind ca mori a doua zi. )

~ de kiaviseaza pe 25/03/2008.